Dear Mr. Helpful!

A pictorial poem on your Birthday (entirely work safe)!

What do you get a man
that has everything he possibly needs
who shares knowledge by the planting of seeds
has been on cruise ships and plenty of planes
has travelled in automobiles and a number of trains
of great possessions he has quite a few,
though none so precious as his lovely two.

So what do you get a man like this?

At first I thought of a sweet sexy pair just for you,
to sweeten your day and keep away the blues.
Next it was soft special skin that is firm to the touch
but being a woman I thought it too much
so instead, my dear friend without further ado
here is your present, and it's all just for you!

Update: I see I'm not the only one who appreciates the old man's helpful bits.

Posted by: Michele at 12:01 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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