June 17, 2007

LALOLKFATYK

Dear Erica, Here's your reply meme post. Don't ever do that again or I'll have a few guys with crooked noses from up the block, named Vito and Vinnie pay you a viist.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? What, so you can use it against me?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, I've been told I have pretty cursive, but then again all the soldiers I write to are so hard-up for something soft and round, they just might be saying that out of desperation.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? IÂ’m a vegetarian.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? One.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes! I love me. Well, I love most of me. There are parts of me that are absolutely fabulousÂ… when working right. Like my brain. Uhhm, I definitely like my personality. And I've been told I have a GREAT personality. What? What're you smiling at?

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes. I often make a passing commentary on the silly things other people say in order to help them reflect on the absurdity of the information which they unsolicitously impose upon me. Like when someone’s annoying me and they ask “am I bothering you”, or “is there something I can do to help?” I just can’t help but say with a sweet face “Sometimes I need only that which your absence can provide.”

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I have all my genuine parts, plus a few extra springs, rods, & pins.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Why defy or test the odds?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Kashi Go Lean, it beats up Tony the Tiger every time!

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Right now not necessarily. But my sneakiness makes up for it every time.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? I don't like ice cream.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their aura.
RED OR PINK? Black!
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? IÂ’d tell you, but then IÂ’d have to kill you. IÂ’m a NYer after all.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My 7 in heaven.
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? IÂ’m not wearing any.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Jasmine rice with Swordfish Teriyaki and crispy edamame leftovers.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? ChopinÂ’s Nocturne
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black!
FAVORITE SMELLS? Newsly cut christmas trees, a dewy-moist earth early in the morning, the beach at low tide, a sun-dried white cotton t-shirt, and the smell of humidity in the air from rain thatÂ’s only a few miles away.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A wonderful friend.
FAVORITE SPORTS? All
HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown w/a few grays
EYE COLOR? Brown
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, they interfere with my x-ray vision.
FAVORITE FOOD? All except meat!
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Yes.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 300 - three times and counting.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black!
SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall
HUGS OR KISSES? Show me someone who doesnÂ’t like one and IÂ’ll convince them!
FAVORITE DESSERT? MY Tiramisu
MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everyone already has except for _Jon.
LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? The old _Jon
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Unpublished Selections of Ayn Rand.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My laptop doesnÂ’t need one.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? I donÂ’t watch tv.
FAVORITE SOUND? Silence or the sounds of birds or rain.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Both
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Heaven
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Talent, super powerÂ… whatÂ’s the difference?
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? On a cruise heading back to NYC.
WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? IÂ’m a NYer, you think we care?

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June 06, 2007

Movie Meme & Things Done My Way

UPDATE:
Mrs. Who, Cappy & Teresa all guessed correctly. Double-kudos go to AWTM. Although she is correct about the movie quote, (it also is a line in Dangerous Liaisons), and the keywords shown can also apply to her movie choice, the actual movie I was referring to is The Bourne Identity. Below are the movie titles to the meme and as you can see, the first 5 titles are film adaptations by european production teams of books by european authors.

1. Pride & Prejudice (starring Colin Firth)
2. Bride & Prejudice (starring Martin Henderson, Aishwarya Rai & Marsha Mason)
3. Mansfield Park (starring Harold Pinter, Sheila Gish & Frances OÂ’Connor)
4. Sense & Sensibility (starring Emma Thompson, Kate Winslett and Hugh Grant)
5. Impromptu (starring Judy Davis, Hugh Grant, Mandy Patinkin, & Emma Thompson)
6. Little Women (starring Wynona Ryder, Susan Sarandon, Gabriel Byrne, etc.)
7. His Girl Friday (starring: Cary Grant, Rosalind Russell & Ralph Bellamy)
8. Charade (starring Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, Walter Mathau, etc.)
9. Philadelphia Story (starring Katherine Hepburn, Cary Grant, & Jimmy Stewart)
10. The Bourne Identity (starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente & Chris Cooper)
11. Monty Python & The Holy Grail (starring Chapman, Cleese, Gilliam, Idle & Jones)


I've been in a pissy mood today. Bad day at the office. My knee is killing me due to the extreme changes of weather and all the walking and going up & down stairs.

So it's a perfect day to just be brain dead and watch a little tv. I watch it so seldom that I don't even know what's on. So, you just might see me back here in a bit. But before I go, I promised Daz'd I'd do the movie meme when I had a moment and so here it is. But I did the meme my way. Meaning I included a famous quote from each movie. Why? When my friends were alive I used to go around throwing out movie lines in answer to questions all the time and I miss doing that. This is my one chance to say "I fart in your general direction." And because I have a very quirky taste in movies I thought you guys wouldn't get more than 2 (only 2 of the movies were made in the last 10 years). Plus, I didn't want to frustrate any of you and I wantd to make you smile in the process. So good luck and enjoy!

1. Bachelor / Sculpture / Historical / Snobbery / Parental Relationship “your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.”

2. Courtship / Interracial Romance / Class Differences / Goa / Male Female Relationship “There's nothing wrong with having standards, is there?”

3. 1800s / Adultery / Portsmouth / Poverty / Scandal “Run mad as often as you choose but do not faint.”

4. Intimacy / Secret Engagement / 19th Century / East Indies / Marriage Ceremony “She's heading an expedition to China shortly. I'm to go as her servant. But only on the understanding that I am to be very badly treated.”

5. Classical Music / Composer / 1830s / Chopin / Duel “it's an act of love! It's the divine mystery itself!”

6. Dancing / Party / Play / Emotional Depression / Broken Heart “You must write from the depths of your soul!”

7. Murder / Satirical / Poker Game / Handcuffs / Police “you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way”

8. Match / American Abroad / Older Man Younger Woman / Hidden Treasure “you won't be able to lie on your back for a while, but then you can lie from any position, can't you?”

9. Philadelphia / Champagne / Boat / Adultery / Changing Room “I would sell my grandmother for a drink - and you know how I love my grandmother.”

10. Facade / European Women / Man Hunt / No Opening Credits “Nobody does the right thing.”

And for bonus points:
11. Anachronistic / British / Eccentric / No Ending / Corporeal Mortification “I fart in your general direction.”

I won't tag anyone because I think almost everyone has done this meme.

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May 24, 2007

Devilish... Mildly Wild?

Oh, hey, I'm glad you stopped bye. Just wanted to say thanks to all of you for the kind wishes you imparted in yesterday's post. They were greatly appreciated. I would love to thank each of you personally, but life has been increadibly accelerating at mach speed. Its been so busy in fact, I wish I could join Oddy wherever she was going! I need to escape too. Anyone know any rental properties either in the caribbean or in the woods for next to nothing? Will cook for lodging.

Anywho, it's been so intensely busy I don't even have time to blog about it. But rest assured I'll be fulfilling my meme obligation from Daz'd soon, and when I do I doubt you'll be able to guess my selections! Till then enjoy this little thing I stole from RSM. Notice how all of a sudden every one is claiming extreme badness in order to achieve the position of uber cool. Kids, give it up! The rooool of cooool is you either got it or you don't. You were either a bad motha from the getgo once you sprung from the canal or you've been trying so hard, that finally only you and the mirror believe you are. Want to see who's right, then take the 5min. test!




You Are 67% Pure



You're pretty pure, and you have no plans on changing that.

You do have a devilish side though... and it will probably get the better of you.

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May 03, 2007

I Am In Control!

If you don't like quizes go visit VW at One Happy Dog Speaks, there's always funny stuff there on Wednesdays.

LiveJournal Username
Why you did it
Your lair
Your hideous secret weapon
Your favourite colour
Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant
Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes
Your perverted scientific genius
You cordon bleu chef
Lieutenant with serious moral qualms
Number of countries subverted22
This Fun Quiz created by Andrew at BlogQuiz.Net

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April 17, 2007

Warning Will Robinson





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WARNING
Michele is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times when with her.

Username:
From Go-Quiz.com




Michele's Highway
Valley of Depression7
Confusion Lane9
Wealthville54
Lake Love69
Please Drive Carefully on Michele's Love Road
Username:

Where are you on the highway of life?
From Go-Quiz.com





How to make a Michele
Ingredients:

1 part alluring

3 parts intelligence

3 parts self-sufficiency

3 parts instinct
Method:
Combine ingredients slowly in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add hugs and lovability to taste! Though addicting, do not overindulge as hangover may occur!
Username:
Personality cocktailFrom Go-Quiz.com

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March 29, 2007

Just for fun

And to test BBC code over at my Mee.nu site. Go take a look while we do beta testing.




Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence



You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.

An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.

You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.

A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.



You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

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March 28, 2007

To Be or Not To Be...




You Should Be a Poet



You have a way with words... and a talent for drawing the pure emotions out of experiences.



Your poetry has the potential to make people laugh and cry at the same time. You just need to write it!

Yes, I just need to write... I just need a little inspiration. Something that will get the blood pumping, the creative juices flowing... a little something something. I'll sleep on it and see if I can find it. In the meantime. It's Wednesday, which means a horde of people descending on NYC for Mattinee Theater Shows. I never go out for lunch on Wednesdays because the sidewalks are packed. Tomorrow is a day I'll make an exception as my boss invited me out for lunch. Maybe I'll wave at you when I'm walking past the cameras.

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March 23, 2007

The Queen of Queens


You are The Empress

Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.

The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents,
beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home
decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.


The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, thAn sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Hat tip to Mark of Knocking on the Golden Door.

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March 18, 2007

Game Girl


What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Gauntlet Adventurer.I am a Gauntlet Adventurer.


I strive to improve my living conditions by hoarding gold, food, and sometimes keys and potions. I love adventure, fighting, and particularly winning - especially when there's a prize at stake. I occasionally get lost inside buildings and can't find the exit. I need food badly. What Video Game Character Are You?

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March 15, 2007

To The Naked Eye




You scored as Passion. You are an incredibly sexy and very passionate person. Whether that passion is for good or evil has yet to be determined. Your charisma and sex appeal creates an aura or magnetism, which captivates others in your great power, as they seemingly flock to your service. You are very competitive, almost to a fault. But you also let others win on occasion.

Passion

95%

Mysterious

60%

Diamond Eyes

50%

Eyes full of Pain

0%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
created with QuizFarm.com

naked eyes.jpg

Gosh, that is one incredible eye. I have a definite weakness for green eyes. And yes, I do live life with incredible passion. When you die and get a second chance at life, there is no other way to live but with passion. However, my expression of that passion is neither reckless nor self-centered. I have too much self-respect and care too deeply for those in my life to have it be so.

So how can you tell how much I care for you? The answer is always in the eyes. If you stand before me and look deeply enough, my eyes will reveal the secret affection I have for you. So take your time to look deeply into my unadorned naked eye. Through it you will uncover the mystery and the magic that is life with me. And while you stare deeply, you will begin to find yourself getting sleepy... very sleepy... and the longer you stare the sleepier you will become. You are now getting a strong urge to go to your ATM machine to withdraw huge amounts of cash. Depositing said cash in an envelope will you a spine-tingling chill as you never felt before. That spine-tingling chill will become something quite intense as you send Oddybobo some money for her campaign and wish her a happy belated birthday!

Picture & post courtesy of my Treo 650.

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March 05, 2007

Michele's Visual DNA

Hat tip to Mark of Knockin' on the Golden Door Below the fold are the pop-psychology quiz results to some of the visual images above. more...

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March 01, 2007

What Desserts Say About You

A bit of fluff for a busy and dull Thursday.
If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, and then look in the extended entry to see what psychiatrists think about you.

1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue
4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing
5. Strawberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate on Chocolate
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

My choice, as well as the answers, are listed in the extended entry. Please let me know how accurate your choice was for describing you.

[Hattip: Mark of Knockin' On The Golden Door]

more...

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February 24, 2007

My Blogging Personality

You are an INTJ!

As an INTJ, you are Introverted, iNtuitive, Thinking, & Judging.
This makes your primary focus on Introverted Thinking with an Extraverted Intution. [Okay, can someone explain to me how my intuition can be extroverted?]

This is defined as a NT personality, which is part of Carl Jung's Rational (Knowledge Seeking) type, and more specifically the Mastermind or Scientist.

Though Passionate, you aren't as openly affectionate as some of your NT counterparts, and this may cause other bloggers to assume you aren't as friendly. Your ideas and actual applications for these ideas are brilliant, however, you might be more likely to create something more masterful in your journal.

My Bloginality is INTJ!!!

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February 21, 2007

Out of this world Fun

Go ahead, you know you want to play...

Start game by using your mouse to click on "play game". Use the Space bar to Fire, the Up arrow key to thrust, and the Left/Right arrow keys to move left/right. Enjoy!


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January 09, 2007

I'm shocked!

I knew I was conservative, but I never realized how much because I never had anything to compare myself. Well, now I know. How did you guys do? [Hat-tip to Sir Ogre!]







Your Political Profile:


Overall: 95% Conservative, 5% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

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January 08, 2007

Most Serene Highness

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Most Serene Highness Lady Michele the Mellifluous of Old Yorkshire
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Via Duke Harvey and Lord Ogre

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November 19, 2006

The Jedi Test


Jedi Padawan
You scored 61% on the Force Sensitivity/Jedi Chart!
Other Jedi like you are: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Episode I), Luke Skywalker (Episode IV) and Anakin Skywalker (Episode II).

You are a Jedi Padawan, your fundamentals of good and justice strongly influence you. You may still have some tendencies the dark side may claim, like fear and love, but for the most part though, the Light Side flows through you with strength.

You have not fully discovered your powers through the Force but you are most definitely powerful, though you don't use your power to harm unless threatened. You have probably helped a fair number of people and have a core understanding of what is right, wrong and just. You probably command respect from others simply from your status and the way you serve a greater purpose. Be wary of your feelings as thoughts of yourself only lead to fear and hate and the dark side.

Concentrate on controlling yourself and let the Force flow through you, only do what is just and promotes peace and in time you will become a greater Jedi. Be wary of your feelings for they may still be strong especially if you were discovered later in your life. Be careful of the Sith for they will seek to either destroy you or seduce you.

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November 18, 2006

Should I stay or should I go?

It's not been easy figuring out whether I should stay at my current job or if I should go for the job in London. So I thought this would be a neat way to figure things out. So what do you think... should I listen to the results % stay?




Your Job Satisfaction Level is 85%



Sure, no job is perfect - but yours is pretty close. You're resepcted by your co-workers and boss. Plus, you usually get credit for your succcesses.
Don't quit, unless you know you've got something much better lined up.

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The Pie Here Is Good Too.




You Are Lemon Meringue Pie



You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet. Those who like you have well refined tastes like you.


[Hat tip to our village Ogre]

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August 25, 2006

Me a Control Freak?

People who I think should take this test? Mr. Helpful, RSM, Jon, Ted & Tuning Spork. Why? 'Cause I'm a curious cat and I want to know how THEY see themselves.




You Are 24% Control Freak



You have achieved the perfect balance of control and letting go. You tend to roll with whatever life brings, but you never get complacent.

Thanks to blog-sis Tammi and Quality Weenie for posting this!

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