1 How come you wound up with a really cool title, and I wind up with 'Lady Amy the Smoked of Lower Wombleshire'? So, then I take your political test, and now, not only do I have a crappy title, but I have to buy pearls and conservative shoes and marry a Republican! How much does my life suck? I can't afford pearls. And I like spike heels, they make me feel tall and sexy and powerful, and (wailing) Republicans smell funny. On the other hand, you did call me a "fabulous non-blogging redhead", not that most of that means anything. But you did call me "fabulous".