November 06, 2004
HOW INTERESTING AM I?

According to Rum and Monkey - Personality Test Creators: "I'm the Most Interesting Person in the World!" Although you wouldn't know it by all the simple, dull things I have to do this weekend. Today I went to the Supermarket, dry cleaners, post office, drug store, card store, and picked up a new computer keyboard. This entry was me testing it out to see if it's truly a soft-touch keyboard. It's not. Sigh!
About the only interesting thing that happened today was that I finished all my Christmas shopping. That's right all the presents for all my family members and my best friend have been purchased. All that's left for me to do to get ready for Christmas is to buy the tree. That what I'll be doing on December 18th. Or maybe I'll just order it on the internet. I haven't decided yet.
Anyway, if you're in doubt as to how fabulously interesting you are take the "Just How Interesting Are You?" quiz today!
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*Groan*
I'm so jealous. I haven't even started my shopping. Except for the crappy free gift I got when I bought a hard drive. That's what my useless brother in law is getting ;-)
Posted by: Sally at November 07, 2004 06:58 AM (a1D32)
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Well, I'll be .... I just found out I'm more boring than a slug! Guess that explains a few things!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 09, 2004 03:03 AM (PRpf7)
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November 04, 2004
Election Night Ratherisms
Southerners have expressions and a lingo all their own. CBS News Anchor, Dan Rather, uses them more often than most on air personalities. Here's a few quotes from the broadcast on Election Night 2004:
"Do you hear that knocking...President Bush's re-election is at the door."
"This race is hotter than the Devil's anvil."
"His lead is as thin as turnip soup."
more...
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Some of these are REALLY funny! :-)
Some of them are just plain weird:
"teetotally meetmortally convinced"
WTF?
Posted by: Harvey at November 04, 2004 02:31 PM (tJfh1)
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I couldn't make it to the end - let alone go to the extended entry.
Is talking like an idiot supposed to be endearing?
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at November 04, 2004 07:26 PM (U3CvV)
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"We had a slight hitch in our giddy up.."
My Grandpa used to say that!
Posted by: Tammi at November 04, 2004 07:43 PM (UOdfZ)
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Post cBS jobs for Rather:
Dan Rather and Ralph Nader become crash test dummies for GM.
Rather offers "Imus style" program for disadvantaged inner city Democrats where they are taught rudimentary liberal bias survival skills, including how to hunt the elusive Dan "Quail" for political fodder. This is a catch and release program, however, as this species is easily caught and considered to be endangered.
Editorial Director, Alien Division, National Inquirer. Unlimited mileage.
Teaching Texas ballroom dancing at the Arthur Murray Dance Studio in Hoboken, NJ.
Starts his own blog, marries James Carvelle and they ride off into the sunset. (Being sentimental, this one brings a tear to my eye...)
Patents new brand of oats soaked in Chevas Regal for special breed of donkeys raised in Texas using stem cells from Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: bsp at November 05, 2004 02:06 PM (EPdmO)
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"Will Rogers never met Dan Rather"
Posted by: bsp at November 05, 2004 02:07 PM (EPdmO)
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The way they cook the truth at that vile crockpot they call CBS News reminds one of the late Rodney Dangerfield's statement that his wife's cooking was so bad he couldn't leave dental floss in the kitchen because the cockroaches would hang themselves.
Posted by: bsp at November 05, 2004 02:12 PM (EPdmO)
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Do you think he actually wrote all those are there were people in the back feeding him this stuff... I couldn't make it to the end! Runaway! Runaway!
Posted by: Boudicca at November 05, 2004 09:44 PM (XH1zZ)
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