Treo Blogging: IÂ’m on Jury Duty this week, so Colin will be taking over and posting until IÂ’m released from my wonderful civic duty or die from boredom. While sitting in one of the Jury Rooms I overhead this joke between a group of Ladies, which I thought worthy of posting.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to actually do it, and three more to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

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1 .. ouch...

Posted by: Eric at August 16, 2005 07:38 PM (YlwMq)

2 Oh... I'm so offended!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 16, 2005 08:29 PM (AeIfb)

3 Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

Posted by: Ted at August 16, 2005 08:52 PM (+OVgL)

4 LOL! Very funny and the comment about "Real men aren't afraid of the dark." is dead on because most men would sit in the dark anyway!

Posted by: Lisa at August 17, 2005 02:39 PM (etwyR)

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In the England, there's an immediate, knee jerk response to everything:

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1 LOL!

Posted by: vw bug at August 12, 2005 06:58 PM (yJkEY)

2 That is excellent! And I kinda tend to think they're right. LOL.

Posted by: Teresa at August 12, 2005 07:12 PM (nAfYo)

3 Good one Colin. You scored points with that one.

Posted by: Michele at August 12, 2005 08:20 PM (ht2RK)

4 This reminds me of what a friend of mine used to say. She said she thought men thought sex was the cure for everything. "Your dog died? Let's have sex. Don't feel well? Let's have sex." Cracked me up.

Posted by: Boudicca at August 13, 2005 12:37 AM (5JHEt)

5 LOL! Everyone I know just went to the pub and stayed there until they were able to stagger onto the first train out of the city. A nice gesture in the face of traditional Islamic values, I felt.

Posted by: Sally at August 13, 2005 03:37 PM (Ah7G0)

6 Bou, as a man I have to say that sex *is* the answer to everything. Seems obvious to me.

Posted by: Ted at August 13, 2005 07:37 PM (+OVgL)

7 tea=English penicillin

Posted by: Victor at August 14, 2005 07:14 PM (l+W8Z)

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Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide ” .There are only two higher levels in France -they are ” Surrender ” and “Collaborate ” .

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed FranceÂ’s white flag factory - effectively crippling their military capability.

[via Xset]

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Guest: You see, Miles, if you gently apply pressure to the shaft while lightly grazing its base, the rocket will launch rather effectively.
Miles: But what about the danger of another explosion?
Guest: Oh, I am sure of it.

Earlier: Is That a Rocket in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

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