October 16, 2005

Dear Zonker

Well... well... well; so you thought that going out of town would prevent people from posting pictorial evidence of your drunken debauchery at the blogmeet? How naive and trusting you are! Don't you know where there are bloggers, there are people with cameras waiting for a moment of weakness or drunkenness, they use to show on their blog just how low others can go? Or did you think they would ignore the fact that because you were found in this vulnerable state you would be spared?

Unfortunately, your exposure at the blogmeet was such, that everyone has been able to identify you everywhere. I know that because of all this new found notoriety you've tried to take on a new persona, that of Mullet-man, or Cousin It's younger sibling. However, my concern is that you won't learn your lesson in time for the next blogmeet, and will make yourself vulnerable once again. I pray for your sake you do become more cautious. After all, Eric and the rest of my blog kin are a wonderful group. But if you don't learn from mistakes like these, there's no telling what might happen with my family as they are practical jokers extraordinaires! So beware and be aware when you next visit Eric!
Before I forget though, Happy Birthday! Hope it was wonderful weekend! Hope that you're planning on drinking responsibly from here on out. I know it's a hard life you lead and that sometimes you just want to let your hair down... but think of it this way, if you drink responsibly you'll never have to dread opening your eyes and taking a look at yourself in the mirror the next morning!

Anyway, I'm sending you a huge hug, and lots of love on your special day!

Posted by: Michele at 08:49 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 those of us who were wondering if there was a mullet er...on the "other" end can now rest easy knowing there isnt. unless, of course, someone shave it off. if so, i'd be pretty pissed dude because it musta taken a LONG time grow one "down there" where would we all be if there werent well intentioned people like michele to bring us the the story, the whole story and nothing BUTT the story... happy birthday dude!!

Posted by: mr. helpful at October 16, 2005 09:00 PM (U28kD)

2 Hahahaaaaaaaa! I didn't know they took pictures of me, too!!!

Posted by: zonker at October 16, 2005 11:18 PM (/y7q3)

3 .. yep... those things happen.. but don't worry.. I'll be gentle next time....

Posted by: Eric at October 17, 2005 08:54 AM (uHA2j)

4 Heheh... nicely done, Michele!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at October 17, 2005 02:10 PM (OiVIK)

5 Eeeek! I'm blind!!!!

Posted by: _Jon at October 17, 2005 05:04 PM (/R7YK)

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