June 06, 2006

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Do you have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia? Just in case you don't know, that is the fear of the number 6 6 6.

Now relax, let me hypnotize you to end that silly fear. Relax and get comfy in front of the screen. If you need to loosen your clothing. Take a deeeep breath and hold it for at least ten seconds exhaling slowly as you reach ten. Take an even deeeeeeeeper breath and repeat the same pattern. As you exhale on your third breath close your eyes. Say to yourself, there's nothing to be afraid of. Imagine yourself floating down into a nice warm room and sitting in a comfy chair. That's right, just let yourself relax with me. Smile and repeat again to yourself, there's nothing to be afraid of. Take another 2 deeeeeep breaths. Now say to yourself that you'll let go of your Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia on the count of three and look forward to the rapture and beauty of another day.

Ready? 1, 2, 3, now you're wide awake and feeling great!

See? It's easy, you don't have to sell your soul to feel better, just get the surrender yourself and your credit card to me and I'll help you get through it! You'll see, or your money back, I guarantee!

Posted by: Michele at 12:00 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 "sitting in a comfy chair" NOT the comfy chair! *flees in terror*

Posted by: Harvey at June 07, 2006 10:18 AM (L7a63)

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